Friday, August 1, 2008

Sporty Nonsense

The armchair cricket expert

Thinks he wields immense clout
But when the batsman's given out
All he can do is spout
That the umpire's a lout

The new-age football fan

He sports a brand new jersey
But ought to die for heresy
When after a goal scoring melee'
He asks 'Who was Pele?'

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