Marketing

Like everyone else, I feel sick of having to listen to the same advertisements over and over again on radio , especially if a jingle gets stuck in my head. Such a constant attack on my senses makes me wonder as to how many people are out there trying to convince me what I should be buying today and what special offer or discount I should be availing.
I had this notion that marketing will probably pursue me till the grave (Another one of the things that one can't help I guess ). Therefore, the piece of nonsense verse that follows is about the possibility of a novel marketing idea - products for the dead.

I have decided to call it ' The over-eager sales girl '

I said: "You're making a blunder
I'm already six feet under
And my best friend's a spade "
She said: "Sir, you can still take ghost-paid"